College Assholes"Hey, asshole." Thaddius woke up to the sound of a familiar voice and a pillow to the back of his head. He rolled over and groaned when he saw Will looking at him with a disgusted look on his face."What the hell do you want, shortass?" Thaddius spat."Ha ha, real funny. Now get your ass up, we’re gonna be late." Will picked up the pillow he had thrown and walked out of the room.Thaddius groaned before responding. “You’re one to talk! You’re still in your boxers, at least I’ve got a shirt on!” He yelled before rolling out of bed and scratching his ass. His back cracked loudly as he stretched and he sighed everytime he put on an article of clothing. Put on an old shirt, sigh. Change into clean boxers, sigh. Put a clean-ish pair of pants on, sigh. Same as everyday. Just as he put on his jacket and cap he turned around to a sandwich flying at his face, luckily he managed to catch it right before it made contact. “What the hell is this.
Land of Doc Blakk Lyrics by M.O.D.Land of Doc BlakkLyrics by M.O.D.Dr. BlakkA molenoid's my butler, a cave troll's my valetOld TH1-DR lets me on his back to take me down the wayI've a river of dark water, 10's of goons all filled with fearWith every passing moment Eli Shane' demise draws more nearIn the Land of Doc BlakkAh yes, this is grand!I'm the overlord of science world'Cause Slugterra's in my handIn the Land of Doc BlakkI'm feel like royaltyI'm well renowned through the caverns 'roundAnd you take that from meWhoa!Goons(Whoa!)Dr. BlakkWhoa!Goons(Whoa!)Dr. BlakkWhoa!Goons(Whoa!)(Goons get attack by a bunch of Ghoul Slugs)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Dr. BlakkYoung Twist is my student, loyal as can beMy bed is made of gold; I'm in the lap of luxuryI have an army of fierce ghoul slugs; the FrostFangs are real coolSome Boon Deaths should make them cry enough to f
SlugTerra Fanfic: Rosebud-Prologue Hello, my name is Rose Elizabeth Greenwood. Like a Mr. Elijah Shane, I came from the surface world down into the wild world of Slug Terra. But I wasn't sent here on a mission like Eli was. I wasn't even supposed to wind up down here. Let's just say, Fate brought me into it. It all started back up at the surface world. My father was a scientist spending the summer researching the type of environment needed for certain small invertebrates like snails and slugs. I decided to come along on his expedition for the thrill of the adventure. Plus, all of my other relatives were too busy doing something else this summer and I didn't feel like intruding on their plans, so I went with my father instead. We had just got back from a spot where Dad found a rare form of slug when there was a sudden earthquake that destroyed everything. I couldn't get a good l